today is not one of my better days
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
#OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS
get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord
"life is a gift!"
tru friends ignore each other’s acne
*when someone you know walks up to you in public*